Saturday, March 21, 2009

Yeah, Its HERE!!!


Swilson and I got our copies of Twilight!!! Hooray!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Sunday Funday



One of my Bff's, Kelli, and I decided that we wanted to be more domestic. This led to Sunday Funday cooking extravaganzas! Last week we made meatloaf, cheesy mashed potatoes, and peas. This past Sunday we grilled steak, baked potatoes, and baked beans. We're starting to become real pros. Sometimes we have guest eaters, for example, Robin Heinemann. This past week Kelli and I ate outside in the back of her explorer with the top up. ahhhhh Springtime. I can't wait to see what recipes will be concocting in the near future. :)

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

A forward from my mother the other day...

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Monday, March 09, 2009

Daylight Savings Time

How many of you got kicked in the butt by DSL? Well, let me just explain to you my night.

So, Sunday Funday ended and most people left my house. I thought to myself "great, i have time to read, check my email, write, get organized for the work week, and even have a little extra time to watch some old college videos." I was able to do all of those things, thanks to the fact that it was 10 pm, but really my head was thinking that it was still 9 pm. Well, come 11 pm, I'm rethinking this whole "great daylight savings time plan." Not only can't I sleep but our power just went out. With no power comes: no internet, no white noise machine, no lights to read, no tv to watch... So what do I do? First I lay there listening to a bunch of cars speed down the road. About 10 minutes later I hear police cars racing down our street and my imagination begins to wonder. 'What if there's a serial killer on the loose and the cops are chasing after him? what if he's now in my basement and cut the power so we can't call for help.' At this point I'm a little paranoid... who's going to go downstairs to check on the power? Not me, I've seen enough scary movies to know that's not wise. So, I lay in bed some more listening for anything. Nothing... and still no sleep so I get up and start stretching, doing situps, pushups, anything to try to make myself exhausted. I jump back in to bed (and yes I did jump b/c at this point, i'm not tired anymore, I'm wide awake!) I'm nervous to fall asleep due to the fact that the power outage put my alarm clock out of commission and I'm worried I won't wake up for work. That gets me thinking about what Monday will bring: work, getting my car fixed, mediacom man coming to fix our internet AGAIN, what to wear, the weather... at some point i must have fallen asleep. Thankfully I woke up in time for work... and that was my night.