Tuesday, June 26, 2007

My Dream

I'm not really sure why we dream the things that we do but mine last night was definitely great. Let me first say that before I fell asleep, I watched the Mets beat the Cardinals and I watched Matt Wertz new music video on the internet. Start dream ......

Jane was there, sitting in a little booth because apparently she was my tour manager (or personal assistant). Turns out I was the opening act for Matt Wertz. David Wright was performing after me, although what he was performing I'm unsure since he's a baseball player. Anyways, about 15 minutes before the show I realized that I had one of Matt Wertz song as part of my set. Since I was opening for him, I didnt think it was wise to sing one of his own songs. SO, I started with a Bethany Dillon song and when that was done, I kind of freaked for a second. No fear, I recovered quite nicely. I decided I would just have to improv and make up a song as I went along. Let me tell you, this song would have won me the Grammy. I wish I could have remembered the words or even the melody because seriously, it was awesome! I was called I Need You ( I think) but I know it was about Jesus so of course it was good! I was so impressed with myself that I was making up this song as I went along that I just belted it out. Instantly the crowd turned from about 40 to about 400 and I was on this massive stage. Or at least it felt like it b/c I was singing with my eyes shut. The crowd cheered so loud and I was so excited that I opened my eyes to see them and yup, I woke up. End dream....

It was an awesome dream but then it hit me that I'm not a recording artist touring with Matt Wertz. bummer.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Some more fun little whatchamacallits from work

Rhyming Riddles
To find your riddle answers, think of two words that rhyme
Example: Question - What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
Example: Answer - A Funny Bunny

1. What do you call a cat who weighs too much?
2. What is a person who fixes a broken watches or time pieces?
3. What do vampires wear to keep their heads warm?
4. What did Santa have when he dyed his whiskers green?
5. What do you call a purple gorilla?
6. What do you call someone who steals diapers?
7. What do you call an orange peel or banana skin?
8. What do you call someone who is the same color of banana?
9. What do yo call a thief in the library?
10. What do you call a sad fruit?

Answers below so don’t scroll down until you're ready….

1. Fat Cat
2. Clock Doc
3. Bat Hat
4. Weird Beard
5. Grape Ape
6. Diaper Swiper (or my answer: a brief theif)
7. Fruit Suit
8. Yellow Fellow
9. Book Crook
10. Glum Plum

Friday, June 08, 2007

Some brain teasers my boss gave us today

1). A palindrome is a word, sentence or group of words that reads the same backward or forward. (it sort of works)

Elderly Tigers

S_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ S

2). Which three numbers give the same result when they are added together as when they are multiplied?

3). Four words with "cat" in them fit the definitions below:

1. A disaster
2. A type of boat
3. A listing
4. A religious building

4). Starting with "A," move in a clockwise direction and fill in the missing letters:

? C


5). Find the word that best completes the following sequence:

Nine Eight Ten Nineteen

A. Seven
B. Twenty
C. Ninety